Í tilefni dagsins (ljóð sem ég fékk sent long time ago)

 

THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentl

Never cruel or mean

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

 

The perfect man likes children

And will raise them by your side

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride.

 

The perfect man loves cooking

Cleaning and vacuuming too

He'll do anything in his power

To convey his feelings of love on you.

 

The perfect man is sweet

Writing poetry from your name

He's a best friend to your mother

And kisses away your pain.

 

He never has made you cry

Or hurt you In any way

Oh, fuck this stupid poem

The perfect man is gay.